The Kurds have released a new weapon against the Islamist terrorist group ISIS in the form of a parody music video that is more suited for Saturday Night Live than MTV. This hilarious video features bearded “musicians” wearing suicide vests and playing various instruments, including an AK-47. Here are the lyrics in case you want to perform this catchy number at a karaoke bar near you:

We are bearded, dirty, and filthy. We are brainless with nothing in our heads.

We are bearded, dirty, and filthy. We are brainless with nothing in our heads.

We kill the dove in the sky and bring history to the present.

We kill the dove in the sky and bring history to the present.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

Our music is without rhythm and our leader is called Qaqa.

Our music is without rhythm and we hate the nice smell of mint.

Our pockets are full of Qatari money, our language is bullets and cutting.

Our pockets are full of Qatari money, and peace poses a danger for us.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

From Chechnya and the Hijaz, we came smelling of garlic and onion.

From Chechnya and the Hijaz, we came with a flock of geese.

We strive for Jihad and sex, we are comfortable and happy to see blood.

We strive for Jihad and sex, we are the sons of Al-Hajjaj and Al-Saffah.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

We have no knowledge in our brains, we attacked the town of Sinjar.

We have no knowledge in our brains, we scare women and children.

Our Caliph is bearded and our brains are upside down.

Our hope is to kill, that’s why we have no future.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.

We are ISIS! We are ISIS! We milk the goat even if it is male.


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